A guy walks into a bar1 and orders 6 shooters. The bartender says, Looks like you are having a bad day.The guy says, Am I ever! To start, I woke up late for work. On my way to work I got in an accident. When I got to work I was four hours late, so the boss2 fired me. Then to TOP everything off I came home to my wife screwing3 my best friend.The bartender says, What did you say to your wife? The guy says, I told her to get out, and I never want to see her again.The bartender says, What did you say to your best friend?' The guy says, 'I said BAD DOG!'
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